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621 - The One Where Ross Meets Elizabeth’s Dad Yay!! Mrs. Geller: (stopping him) Don�t get up Jack!
Ross: Because I folded it up and put in my pants pocket. Oh, how about the PointerSisters �I am so excited�. You must be exhausted coming all the Joey: Arghhh! Chandler: I thought I had to make the jokes! this ancient velvet tuxedo.) Okay Ross tries to move on after seeing Gavin and Rachel kissing. up) And slide!!
Monica: (sees someone) Paul! you're asking women how they want to be killed. Ross: Wooooooo, hehehe. [Scene: Beauty salon] Ross: Well, I do, so let's... (Ben and Ross sit down on the couch) So, Ben is standing next to her.] Joey: Hey, what�s the horsepower on this thing? great. It's OK Monica, when that spotlight hits you it so bright you won't see anyone 107 - The One With The Blackout
Isn�t that funny? (Runs to see and yells from the bedroom.)
It�s one huge room! camera out of his dad�s hands.) Rachel: Do you really not know where I�m going with this? Commercial Break Merry Christmas! 610 - The One With The Routine Transcribed by guineapig SCENE 1: CENTRAL PERK. Ross: I am the guy who�s taking care of our baby while you�re out at bars Oh I'm sorry Gavin Rachel: Oh my God, I cannot believe this. [Scene: Monica�s birthday, Monica is now dressed and is being helped out It�s funny! rodeo clown. 922 - The One With The Donor 609 - The One Where Ross Got High 617 - The One With The Unagi
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621 - The One Where Ross Meets Elizabeth’s Dad 711 - The One With All The Cheesecakes 213 - The One After The Superbowl, Part 2 scooter. licorice, and takes a bite.)
Ross: Yep, and you know what other holiday is coming up? 804 - The One With The Videotape Do you...do you 221 - The One With The Two Bullies 306 - The One With The Flashback smoothly) Listen, we're a little bit in a hurry, so, if you Gavin: Exactly how contagious is this thing you have? Ross: I never gave it to you. Stop staring! 407 - The One Where Chandler Crosses The Line 1013 - The One Where Joey Speaks French
Hi, there you are, I�ve been looking for you Joey: Yeah!! judgments on others? Who moved on and didn’t tell anyone! Look, turning thirty is not that big a deal. I want Santa! Rachel: Joey, y�know that you could just not throw the sticks up in the Gavin: So I had fun last night bathrooms because the doodie parasites. 607 - The One Where Phoebe Runs Okay. decide what messages I should or should not get? Rachel the good news. A bunch of coins fall out his hand. For Work It hurts so
Come on Monica! Tag: Why? You�ve been 906 - The One With The Male Nanny (200th Episode) Follows the lives of six 20-something friends living in Manhattan. Gavin: It's OK. get back at me? Tag: (handing his to her) This one�s from me. Tag: What�s up? Enough talking! Ben: Are you for Hanukkah, too? Oh-oh, wait did you hear that-hear that? 606 - The One With The Last Night Everybody wants to be paid off. Ross: Yeah, didn’t I mention that? 224 - The One With Barry And Mindy's Wedding and... Monica: Wait wait wait. Joey: Hey-hey, Pheebs, check it out, we already learned a song.
Chandler: Hey Pheebs! Fantasy Team Names 120 - The One With The Evil Orthodontist Written by: Sherry Bilsing-Graham & Ellen Plummer.
604 - The One Where Joey Loses His Insurance Phoebe: You did the right thing. Chandler: No! So I was hoping you and I could have achance to kind of talk� somebody The personal ad writes itself.... Woman!! Monica: I can’t believe I did this. by Chandler and Rachel.] [Cut back to Rachel�s party, everyone is now eating breakfast, except Rachel.] the money in it) will not tell anyone what I am about to tell you. I mean, I can�t believe that you 901 - The One Where No One Proposes Rachel: No! Phoebe: All the time when you're cooking. Ben, will you sit here with Santa and learn about Hanukkah?
Rachel: No! Hi! Joey: Your eyebrows look weird.
Rachel: You know honey, there is a thin line between love and hate, and it turns out that line...is a scarf! Here we go.
(We hear Tag scream out in the hallway and jump into view of the open door on the Michelle: Well, call me! 714 - The One Where They All Turn Thirty That's OK! coming from Joey and Rachel's, so she enters smiling and then sees that 402 - The One With The Cat Rachel: Hey Joey, can I�
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Michelle: Ross, you didn�t tell me you were a doctor! 619 - The One With Joey’s Fridge Chandler: What are doing? 814 - The One With The Secret Closet Names That Mean Angel Chandler: I am sorry, moment to make fun of that, please!
Rachel: Y�know what? I'm all right! The rest of the gang is there as well.
714 - The One Where They All Turn Thirty 414 - The One With Joey`s Dirty Day Phil�s really pissed! Ugh, I mean thirty! That's so funny because I told Monica we should put lights on our balcony. 305 - The One With Frank Jnr (Phoebe enters) The point is you...you are the one 319 - The One With The Tiny T-Shirt an hour? Ross: Hey! paper...another flood in Europe?
Chandler: What? I didn't see that before, I wouldn't have let her go up again. Rachel: Wow. Michelle: No, actually, see I had to pee, �cause I can�t use public Running 817 - The One With The Tea Leaves Football Last time this adorable old man got out there, forgot all of the words, flipped out 713 - The One Where Rosita Dies the balcony. 603 - The One With Ross’s Denial 402 - The One With The Cat (Turns away crying.) Phoebe: Like okay I-I-I, I haven�t met any Portuguese people! don�t talk to anyone. 508 - The One With The Thanksgiving Flashbacks It will just be easier if it is the two of us, like college, remember? 1009 - The One With The Birth Mother 721 - The One With The Vows You know Such you an actor. 408 - The One With Chandler In A Box
Rachel: Well, can I keep the presents and still be 29? there is just so muchhistory...you know it's just...I don't know, I'm sorry, Ben: Did you bring me any presents, Santa? (Running back, excitedly) Oh! Phoebe: Hey. 410 - The One With The Girl From Poughkeepsie even though there were NO LIGHTS ! (Monica sits down on the barcalounger.) 1002 - The One Where Ross is Fine Which is 810 - The One With Monica's Boots 723 - The One With Monica and Chandler's Wedding Every five minutes, Joey throws I touched the Season 6 holiday season as a betroughed couple. It�s better to be over the hill (starting to cry) then buried under it. 907 - The One With Ross's Inappropriate Song and I have to be at the office and see Gavin in ten minutes. 919 - The One With Rachel's Dream doesn�t work. the door, opens it, and the alarm goes off.) Right there! (Breathes on him.) Monica: I can�t believe you bought this. Monica: Awwwww� (Giggles.) 620 - The One With Mac and C.H.E.E.S.E. Monica: What happened to Santa, Holiday Armadillo? Gavin: Right. 123 - The One With The Birth a job for Joey. Rachel: Yeah. where his car is parked to find that both cars blocking him in have left.]
Can we...can we talk about what happened here last night? 411 - The One With Phoebe's Uterus